Just so everyone know, I have limited access to the internet right now. I recently moved in with my grandmother to help her out some while she is going through some tough times and everything that I use to keep everyone informed hasn’t quite gotten up to speed yet….but give me some more time and I will be completely in place……I think……

I’ll try and keep you all posted…….and when I finally get myself back in order, I have ALOT of things to comment on………

THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING

I hope this answers the question of why I’ve been M.I.M.F.A. ~ Missing In Mother Fucking Action

I thought you might want to know….

Until then~

“Let the Fire Embrace You”

I am posting this on both of my blogs and my new website…..so you will see it on them all……

My friend Frankie posted this in a bulletin on MySpace, and when I read it, I was blown completely away……I am so impressed, I am posting it on here…..

This poem was written by my friend, Frankie Morales…

I search through days,
To try to understand,
The many trials that I have known,
The life that I have at hand.You see me in my daily grind,
So confident and strong;
As I laugh and smile,
As nothing in the world was wrong

So what do you all think…..tell me, and I will let him know…..

Fino ad allora, i miei amici…..

The World

This is my first Grouper Video post and I thought I would let it be one that was funny and educational…..
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Here they are……..with the prediction that I posted two posts ago….

Match 1: Randy Orton vs Kurt Angle - P: Orton - W: Orton - Orton wins by Pinfall after hitting the RKO after Angle hit an exposed turnbuckle

Match 2: Umaga vs Eugene - P: Umaga - W: Umaga - Umaga completely destroys Eugene

Match 3: 2 out of 3 Falls - P: Ric Flair - 1stFall: Flair by Pinfall - 2ndFall: Flair by DQ - W: Flair - Flair wins after only two falls by DQ after Mick Foley introduced him to barbed wire

Match 4: Intercontinental Championship - Triple Threat - Carlito vs Johnny Nitro vs Shelton Benjamin(c) - P: Nitro - W: Nitro - Nitro gets the pinfall after Carlito hit Shelton with the Backcracker, and pulling Carlito out of the ring. Johnny Nitro is the new IC Champion.

Match 5: WWE Championship: Edge vs Rob Van Dam(c) - P: RVD - W: RVD - Rob wins by Pinfall after a very confusing match. Rob Van Dam is still WWE Champion & ECW World Heavyweight Champion.

Match 6: Extreme Rules Lumberjack Match: Raw's John Cena vs ECW's Sabu - P: Cena - W: Cena - Cena wins by submission after putting Sabu through a table with the F-U over the ropes.

Match 7: Kane vs The Imposter Kane - P: The Imposter - W: The Imposter Kane - Even match(of course), but the fake Kane got the pinfall after catching the real Kane in mid air and Chokeslamming his ass.

Main Event: 5 on 2 Handicap Match: The Spirit Squad(Kenny, Johnny, Nicky, Mitch, & Mikey) vs Degeneration X(Shawn Michaels & Triple H) - P: DX - W: DX - This was a match dominated with the in-ring return of DX, match ended when Triple H got the pinfall after Pedigree one of the male cheerleader freaks…..

Biggest Pop: Degeneration X

Biggest Heat: Mick Foley after destroying hometown hero, and legend, Ric Flair

Shock Moment: Kane losing to the Imposter

Best Match of the Night: Carlito vs Nitro vs Benjamin….this match was absolutely amazing

The Master's Effort of the Night Award: Johnny of the Spirit Squad: he suffered an apparent broken nose, but he stayed the whole match, and was a main contributor for his team…..

So, for those of you keeping track of my predictions, I went 8-0 tonight. I went 9-2 at Wrestlemania 22, and 2-6 at Judgement Day…..so I think I redeemed my self……8 right out of 8 matches…..my first 100% night.

Until next time, wrestling fans

I want to say this…….this segment of WTF is very different, but I guess there is no other way to say it….so let's begin…….

"What the Fuck" #6

I want you to click the link and just take a look at the picture…….

I don't really know what to say…..what about all of you?!!!?

That wraps up this short edition of WTF…..I hope you all enjoyed this….er……..pic…..

Remember, if something or someone is so out there, so strange, so unbelievable that it makes you at very least double take……just………er……cock your head to the side, and proclaim WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Until next time

Fino ad allora, i miei amici

Here are my predictions for WWE Vengeance, which will be this Sunday June 25, 2006

1. Umaga vs Eugene - P: Umaga……no one has come close to beating Umaga, Eugene stands a chance, but not good enough
2. Kane vs Imposter Kane - P: The Imposter…….Kane is wanting to pass the torch on to a new person….looks like a good time
3. Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton - P: Orton…..he will cheat to make it even between them
4. Intercontinental Championship: Carlito vs Johnny Nitro vs Shelton Benjamin(c) - P: Nitro……..I just say it because
5. 2 out of 3 Falls Match: Ric Flair vs Mick Foley - P: Flair…….Flair is the man
6. Extreme Lumberjack Match: John Cena vs Sabu - P: Cena……..Cena is out to prove himself
7. 5-on-2 Handicap Match: The Spirit Squad vs Degeneration-X(Shawn Michaels & Triple H) - P: DX………DX is back with a purpose
8. WWE Championship: Edge vs Rob Van Dam(c) - P: RVD…….RVD will keep the championship until Summerslam

There they are……I hope I do better then last time

Later on

This is something for all wrestling fans…..and everyone who wants to laugh. This is an uncensored live version of the famous D-Generation-X Election Speech. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ej4zcUQThs

I didn't have my predictions for it, but I am going to put them with the results…..

So here they are:

1. Tazz vs Jerry "The King" Lawler - P: Tazz - W: Tazz by submission….Tazz makes Lawler submit by 3 count with the Tazzmission in less than a minute
2. F.B.I. (Little Guido & Tony Mamaluke) vs Super Crazy & Tajiri - P: F.B.I. - W: F.B.I. by Pinfall after a double team fisherman's buster - After the match, new ECW member Big Show clears the ring
3. Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton - P: Angle - W: Angle by submission via the Ankle Lock….Orton taps out, and he had no choice
4. World Heavyweight Championship: Sabu vs Rey Mysterio(c) - P: Rey - W: No Contest - The match ended early when Sabu hit a springboard DDT on Rey to the outside through a table. The trainer came from the back and declared that neither man could continue…..Rey is still World Heavyweight Champion
5. Mick Foley, Edge, & Lita vs Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer,& Beulah - P: Funk, Dreamer, & Beulah - W: Edge, Foley, & Lita - This match was a blood bath where Funk got his eye ripped open, Funk and Foley got wrapped up in barbed-wire stuck to a board(yes, you read that right)….Dreamer hit Lita with the Dreamer Driver and Edge hit the Edge-o-Matic on him, then hit Beulah with a Spear for the win…..this was a chaotic match that all can be proud of……
6. Masato Tanaka vs Balls Mahoney - P: Balls - W: Balls - Finish with a vicious chair shot to Tanaka that bent the chair worse than I've seen in a long time…it was more than enough for the pin
7. Main Event: WWE Championship: Rob Van Dam vs John Cena(c) - P: Cena(but I was rooting for RVD) - W: RVD by Pinfall - This was a good match with RVD dominanting the start of it. We went through 2 refs and John Cena started to finally get the upper hand with RVD on the outside, Cena set-up a table in the corner. A man in a leather jacket and a motorcycle helmet came from under the ring and Speared Cena through the table, took his helmet off…and it was Edge!!!! Edge rolled out of the ring and RVD seen that Cena was out. RVD hit the 5-Star Frog Splash on Cena, and went to revive the ref…Paul Heyman came out and counted 1-2-3 with Rob covering Cena….and Rob Van Dam is the new WWE Champion….except that it is now the ECW World Heavyweight Championship….

This was a whirlwind PPV, with it looks like three big injuries, and a out of 7 matches, we had 7 awesome contests….just like last year, ECW One Night Stand has turned out to be the Pay-Per-View event of the year. I think we will remember the first ever 1-on-1 between Rey Mysterio and Sabu……but every wrestling fan will remember this night for what I do….Rob Van Dam got his title shot, and he is FINALLY a World Heavyweight Champion…….controversial finish, but who cares…the fact of the matter is that:

ROB VAN DAM IS THE ECW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!

I hope to have a normal post here some time tonight………

Fino ad allora, i miei amici

That is right folks…….that is exactly what it says……..

WTF has arrived. Now, you didn't think I had forgotten about this segment after I posted FTW #5, did ya?!!!!?

Well here goes…..

"What the Fuck" #5

Simply put, what in the blue hell has happened? This was supposed to be the week from hell…….I'm not supposed to be happy at all…….WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!???????

Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 23…..and yes it was 6/6/06. SO what, for the first time in years I had a wonderful birthday. I got birthday wishes from the people who mean the most, I actually got something good for my birthday this year…it wasn't a car….it wasn't a wad of cash…….I didn't get laid, and that would've been nice ;)…………and I didn't get anything I asked for(except to go to a couple of movies, Over the Hedge & X-Men: the Last Stand).

SO what made it so great? I didn't have anything planned for my birthday, and I was supposed to spend it alone…that was in store for me……..so I thought…….I spent the day(ALL DAY) with a very good friend of mine….we didn't do anything except just hang out…and that is all I needed………I know, I know…..I didn't want my day to turn out to feel like just another day, and it didn't….at all. This quality time with this very important friend was just the thing I needed to pull me out of this funk that I seemed to have been slipping into……..

LET IT BE KNOWN…….."THE WEEK FROM HELL" THIS YEAR DECIDED NOT TO BE SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that wraps up this edition of WTF………..

Remember, if something or someone is so out there, so strange, so unbelievable that it makes you at very least double take……just cock your head to the side, and proclaim WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Fino ad allora, i miei amici……..

I hate this week…

Tuesday is my 23rd birthday, I could care less. I haven't had a good birthday in years. Something either goes wrong…or something is going wrong go into it that makes it a bullshit day.

This year…what makes this b-day so bad?

There is something I want so bad, that everytime I think about it….I cry….I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't think straight…but that isn't all. This week is booked. I am going to a movie with my mother on Monday, I am going to my grandmother's house on Wednesday, I am going to hang out with my little brother on Thursday, I always can think of something to do on Fridays, Saturdays are always a bust anyway, and next Sunday is a Pay Per View called ECW One Night Stand……..

Can you see what is up?…..I have something to do, I have someone to hang out with…..everyday of this week but one…..can you guess that date?…….Tuesday June 6, 2006…….the day of my 23rd birthday…….

Alone on my birthday…..Fate, that's what you gave me last year……you fucking shouldn't have….really……

I hate Fate and it hates me……why?

Because for once in my life I want to be happy….yeah, I know….I smile….but you can fake a smile, I want to be happy on the inside…….

So hence the Week from Hell…going into this month, I was already getting back to my old self…at least optimistic….but then, I don't really know……..and now, since the Week from Hell has started, it has magnified it all…

I am not in the mood for another heartbreak…or heartache……I've had enough of those already……….how about a good thing….just this once….

That isn't asking too much…..is it?

Oh well…I know I've said it before……..Fuck Fate!!!!!!!!

I also know I've said this before, but it is even more true now….

"They say "nice guys finish last"…I do not agree….nice guys don't finish last, they don't even finish the race."

Maybe that can change……for once……that would be awesome……